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    Made in the USACottage Made GearUltralight Backpacking GearFounded in the last 5 years

    Ships in 1-2 business days | Based in Bethany, Connecticut | Est. 2021

    The Bentley of portable bidets

    This tiny (and, dare we say, cute) yellow bidet connects easily by popping into a water bottle and, unlike other bidets, dispenses water through FOUR little holes. Not a single small stream... a real deep clean! As a bonus, it's also the bidet that looks most like a minon or a BUMblebee!

    Use as a bidet to keep that booty clean, or use as a little ultralight shower to keep the rest of your stinky self staying fresh! 

    Two options are available: The standard works with smart water bottles, and the CNOC version works specifically for 28mm CNOC products!

    When you order the CNOC version you'll get:

    1. One bidet fitted with the Cnoc-compatible O-ring

    2. One extra O-ring for use with other bottles

    As Paul Bogush, the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets says... "It's Freedom from chaffing and monkey butt. Freedom from that smell that starts coming up after about three days on the trail. Freedom from the guilt you have been feeling for years. You know that smearing poop against your skin with toilet paper until it disappeared just did not seem to make any sense. You are now living guilt-free. You are living clean."

    Features:

    • 4 tiny holes
    • Arrow on top pointing toward correct direction of use
    • O-ring to ensure a good fit

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    Specs

    Weight: 0.14oz | 4g 

    Materials:

    • Injection molded ABS plastic
    • Silicone food grade O-rings

    Made in Connecticut, U.S.A. 

  • Customer Reviews
    Prof. ************inson

    It works okay. The nozzle feels a bit flimsy compared to other brands I've tried. Does the job in a pinch, but I'm not sure how long it will last with heavy use.

    Dr. J**********lure

    I was skeptical about buying a portable bidet, but this has become an essential part of my hiking gear. It’s lightweight, durable, and does exactly what it promises. Hygiene on the trail just got a major upgrade. Highly recommend for any serious hiker or camper looking to stay clean.

    Prof.***********tzsche

    Solid build quality and easy to use. It’s a bit tricky to get the angle right at first, but once you figure it out, it works great. Definitely better than using wet wipes which I always have to pack out. Good value for the price.

    Gag******son

    Love it!

    Mrs. ***********n Sr.

    Game changer for backpacking! This little bidet is so compact it fits in my side pocket. The water pressure is surprisingly strong for such a small device. Keeps me feeling fresh on multi-day hikes without the bulk of traditional bottles.